THIS IS JIMMYBOY'S BLOG NUMBER 4 AND THIS TIME WE ARE GONNA TALK ABOUT ONE OF HIS NICKNAMES, “E-SHOW.” SWORD IS GIVEN A FEW NICKNAMES BY OTHERS, BUT WHY DOES HE HAVE A NICKNAME AS “E-SHOW?” IT HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WZ SOME ELECTRONIC OR INTERNET PROGRAMS. NEITHER DOES SWORD'S PARENTS HAVE HIGH HOPE FOR HIM TO BECOME SOME SUPER HACKERS LIKE "NEO" IN MATRIX. ONE MUST DICEPHER THIS PARTICULAR NAME BY HOW IT SOUNDS.
"E" MEANS ONE IN CHINESE AND “SHOW” MEANS RELIGIOUS STUDY AND TRAINING. APPARENTLY, SWORD'S PARENTS WISH SWORD TO BE A PERSON WZ GREAT SPIRITUALITY. IN OTHER WORDS, THEY HOPE THAT SWORD CAN DEDICATE HIMSELF TO GOD. ( ALTHOUGH NOT TO THE EXTEND OF LIVING IN SOME TEMPLES FAR AWAY FROM CIVILIZATION FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE. )
THAT SOUNDS REALLY INTERESTING, BUT HERE IS WHAT REALLY HAPPENED. (HEE HEE) AS A BABY, SWORD WAS BORN WZ A LOT OF HAIR, RELATIVELY SPEAKING. IT DID NOT TAKE LONG BEFORE HE NEEDED A HAIR CUT. SO ONE DAY HIS PARENTS DECIDE TO TAKE HIM TO THE BARBOR SHOP NEAR BY THEIR APARTMENT. IT WAS HALIRIOUS BECAUSE OF THE MISTAKES THEY MADE ON THAT DAY. ANYONE WZ PARENTING EXPERIENCE WUD KNOW THAT YOU SHOULD ALWAYS TAKE A LITTLE KID TO HAVE A HAIR CUT WHILE HE OR SHE IS ASLEEP. THIS WAY, THE KID WUD NOT CRY OR WHINE DURING THE WHOLE THING. WELL, SWORD'S PARENTS TOOK HIM TO THE BARBOR SHOP WHILE HE WAS AWAKE AND THAT WAS THE WRONG MOVE.
AT THE BEGINNING, HIS MOTHER THOUGHT ABOUT LEAVING A PART OF SWORD'S HAIR UNCUT SO HE WUD HAVE A CUTE PONY TAIL WHEN HE GREW OLDER. THAT IDEA WAS OUT OF THE WINDOW IN ABOUT TEN SECONDS BECAUSE OF THE CHAOS. SWORD'S FATHER WAS VIDEO TAPING THE HAIR-CUT-EVENT WZ A CAMCORDER, BUT THEN HE HAD TO STOP WHAT HE WAS DOING IN ORDER TO CALM THE BABY DOWN. IT WAS ALSO GETTING MORE AND MORE FRUSTRATING FOR THE BARBOR TO GIVE BABE SWORD A HAIR CUT BECAUSE THE BABY WAS CONSTANTLY MOVING AROUND. EVENTUALLY, BABE SWORD'S DAD STARTED HOLDING THE BABY FIRMLY IN HIS ARMS BECAUSE THIS HAIR CUT CAN NEVER BE FINISHED BY THE RATE THINGS WERE GOING. UNFORTUNATELY, THIS ACTION MADE THE BABY CRY EVEN HARDER. AS A RESULT, HIS TINY FISTS SANK INTO HIS DAD'S ARMS SO DEEP & TIDE THAT YOU COULD SEE THE RED LINES ACROSS HIS FATHER FORARMS IMMED. (BY THE WAY, HE WAS ONLY A LITTLE BIT MORE THAN A MONTH OLD AT THE TIME.) IT WAS A SAD DAY IN HUMAN HISTORY SINCE EVERYONE IN THE BARBOR SHOP COULD HEAR THE LOUD AND MISERABLE CRYING OF THE BABY.
NOW WE ALL LEARNED THE FACT THAT A NON-SLEEPYING BABY CRIES WHEN HAVING A HAIR CUT, BUT SOMETHING MUST TRIGGERED THE CRYING. THE TOOL USED FOR THE HAIR CUT MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE REASON. UNLIKE REGULAR SCISSOR OR BLADE, THE BARBOR USED AN UNIQUE TOOL THAT CUT RIGHT AGAISNT THE SKIN. THAT METHOD USUALLY DOES NOT CAUSE ANY PAIN OR TOO MUCH DISCOMFORT FOR ADULTS AND BY USING THIS TOOL, MOST CUSTOMERS CAN HAVE THEIR HAIR-CUTS DONE FAILY SOON. NONETHELESS, THIS IS PROVEN TO BE A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT STORY FOR BABIES. IT TOOK A LONG TIME FOR SWORD TO COMPLETE HIS HAIR CUT BECAUSE HE CRIED LIKE CRAZY AND HE ALWAYS MOVED AROUND. TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE, THE AREAS AT THE BACK OF HIS EARS WERE SIMPLY IMPOSSIBLE TO REACH. FINALLY, HIS PARENTS DECIDED TO SHAVE IT ALL FOR BABE SWORD'S HEAD. (WELL, ACTUALLY I DECIDED THAT AND UNTIL NOW TINA STILL KIND OF UPSET ABOUT THAT DECISION) LATER ON WHEN THEY GOT BACK HOME, THE NANNY LAUGHED AT SWORD AND CALLED HIM “E-SHOW” BECAUSE OF THE RESEMBLENCE B/W HIM AND THE POPULAR CARTOON CHARATOR “E-SHOW.” THIS CHARACTER IS A MONK IN THE ANIMATION SERIES. (“E-SHOW, THE MONK : SHAVED HEAD” – GET IT ???)
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